Law of Averages Finally Kicked My Ass

Yes, after over two and a half years of defying the odds, they finally caught up with me. After spending many an hour and mile wandering the local coastline, the inevitable finally happened.

I got hit with bird poop.

Thankfully, it was on my shoulder rather than my head, but it was a significant dollop, so I have to suspect seagull. Well, the main hit was on the shoulder, I got some on the sleeve and front of the fleece too.

Of course, it was made more obvious by the fact that the poop was white (and green!) and the fleece was black.

After removing the fleece and wiping the worst of it off, I wandered home hoping folks weren't paying me too much attention.